John Bosco, the patron saint of editors, must hate me.
I have spent a lifetime tweaking others’ writing (professionally or compulsively), but grading composition papers at the junior college level is the toughest assignment yet.
Do you think I’m kidding? I spent ten years as a newspaper editor and even did a stint correcting the essays of state mandated K12 tests (during which time the gods of penmanship exacted their revenge). I know what I’m talking about here.
The main problem is my students’ tendency to use phrases and words that don’t do anything. They infuse their writing with trite clichés, repetition, and bloated phrases. Why? I can only attribute it to one thing: the dreaded word count.
My students are absorbed with meeting the minimum required words in assignments. I have seen some stop during tests to count each word on their paper to make sure they hit the requirement so they can stop writing. They seek quantity, not quality.
I tell them that, if they are adding enough detail and description, the words will come making the word count a non-issue. Some never believe me. So, in an attempt to save the lingering shreds of my sanity, I have come up with a list of banned phrases. These are things I never want to see in any of their writing:
- “In this day and age” or any of its versions – Use “now,” “today,” or, better yet, the present tense of the verb.
- “Nowadays” – See above. So many can’t even spell it correctly.
- “Due to the fact that” – What’s the matter with “because”?
- “The reason for this is because” – Basically, this is a six-word phrase that means nothing. Just make the statement.
- “We as humans” – What else would we be, giraffes?
- “In my humble opinion” – If you are writing it, it is your opinion. This is just a pompous waste of space.
- “What I think is” – A less pompous version of the previous phrase.
- “Being that” – Besides being poor writing, any sentence that starts this way is sure to present grammatical difficulties.
- “In the day” or “back in the day” – What day, exactly, was that? It’s like saying, “in days of yore.”
- “And also” – This one sets my teeth on edge. The two words mean the same thing. Why are people compelled to throw “also” in where it doesn’t belong? Would they write “Dear dear Bob Bob, I I love love you you”? No! So leave out the “also”!
There are so many more of these phrases out there that I just can’t think of right now. Maybe I have some sort of psychological block, but I know unneeded words when I see ’em.
What are some forbidden phrases on your list?
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We bipeds like this — our quadrunning companions get a bit grouchy in this day and age as we contemplate back in the day, but in the meantime, a shot rang out.
You could just run these together and try for the Bulwar Lytton Award. (Hope I spelled that right, but heck, what I think is that fact checking is in my humble opinion outdated.
Happy weekend. Barbara Ellen