“Lieutenant Smith, I think you should see this.”
Sargeant Metaphor placed a copy of The Pencil Post on Grammar’s desk. It had this paragraph circled in red:
The jury in the En Dash identity theft case is expected to reach a verdict today.
Dash is accused of thousands of counts of masquerading as a hyphen. After a long trial and verdict, the jury will be able to return to their families.
“Yes, it’s been a long and exhausting trial, but there’s no doubt in my mind that she’ll be found guilty.”
Dis Connect, looking over Grammar’s shoulder, agreed, “She’ll get what she deserves.”
“That’s not why I’m showing you this. Look at the first and last sentences. How can ‘jury’ be singular and plural? Should I send a couple of officers over to The Pencil Post to see about it?”
“Actually, there’s nothing wrong with that paragraph, ” Grammar said. “‘Jury’ is a collective noun and can take either singular or plural verbs and pronouns depending on how it is being used.”
“I dunno, Boss. That doesn’t sound right,” Dis said.
“Collective nouns — like ‘family,’ ‘team,’ ‘flock,’ ‘class,’ and ‘crowd’ — are singular when the members work as a unit and plural when individuals take separate action. In this case, the jury will be acting as a unit in providing a verdict but as individuals when returning home.”
“Oh, you mean like ‘deer’ which could be a buck standing in the woods or a whole herd,” Dis said.
“No, that’s just the same word for the singular and plural form a noun,” Grammar explained.
“What about corporations. Can a corporation be a singular and plural noun?” Sgt. Methaphor asked.
“Well, most of the time a corporation is singular since it usually acts in a unified manner. Plus, corporations like Kraft take ‘it’ as the pronoun despite what so many writers do,” Grammar said.
“Well, it still seems fishy to me,” Sgt. Metaphor said as she walked back to her desk.